How i made a hundred dollars in about 2 minutes
gay dude dave: ” Hey do you know where i can buy 30 xanax? I will throw you a blue if you can get me them “
cool guy me : ” yeah my aunt who i rent a room out from has a script, she’ll say you 30 for a hundred dollars “
( steals aunts prescription for promethazine that she doesn’t use anyway )
gay dude dave : ” hey these arent the ladder bars! “
cool guy me : ” I saw her take em out of her prescription bottle it said 2 mg xanax “
gay dude dave : ” Okay thanks buddy see u tomorrow “
cool guy me : ( goes inside counts my money and smokes my heroin )
